Get me J.J. Abrams on line 1

I wish we had more mashup films like AVP or Freddy v. Jason, or at least some sequels that were willing to try something new. I can think of a couple dozen guaranteed hits right off the ol' bean: Back to the Future / Terminator: Picture the T-1000 clinging to the back of the Delorean… Continue reading Get me J.J. Abrams on line 1


The Masterful Gene Fomin

This September my father enters into his 70th year living among us common folk and it has gotten me thinking about everything I know about Gene Fomin and the impression he has had on my life.  If you’ve known me well for any length of time you’ve probably heard me tell stories, give impressions and… Continue reading The Masterful Gene Fomin


I must have had a sour look on my face, because a friend asked me if something was wrong. There was, but I didn't have the heart to tell them what was really on my mind. I'd spent the last 10 minutes trying to figure out if Ducktales and Darkwing Duck exist in the same universe.

The People v. Ursula

When I was a kid I thought being a lawyer meant you got to deal with contracts signed in blood or settling disputes between mermaids and evil sea-witches over the ownership of a voice exchanged for legs. Turns out most of it is just sitting down in front of a computer and drinking expensive coffee.