Ultimate Debeating Champtionship

Every election cycle just seems to get me more depressed.  It’s just more of the same every time.  It’s the same partisan issues, the same negativity and finger pointing, and  the same tired political melodrama regurgitated and propped up on the stage of our reality-show culture’s pathetic imitation of democracy.  When will congressmen and women begin to listen to their constituents; when will they give the people what they really want? I guess what I’m trying to say is once again, both party caucuses have rejected my suggestion to hold their debates in the format of a WWE ladder-match. I just really wanted to hear Bern-dog’s arena entrance music.