I found some old papers from college the other night. I don’t know why I still had them, but I was rereading this paper for a sociology class on death. We had to write our own eulogy and describe our funerary plans. Is it unreasonable to want the pallbearers at your funeral to be dressed like ghostbusters and to be taken away in the Ecto-1 in a giant ‘trap’, to be later released into a ‘storage facility’? I didn’t think so either, but apparently that earned me a C+.