Review: Bahama Breeze – Orlando FL

Overpriced, tropical-themed family restaurant specializing in making you realize how much of a glutton you really are by posting insane calorie counts near all their menu items. While I appreciate the honest disclosure of their entree’s heart-stopping power, the lack of commitment to providing any healthy and equally appealing menu items is disappointing. Especially given that the food is not especially great, I shouldn’t feel compelled to ask if the restaurant staff are trained in CPR or how to operate a defib unit. But let’s be honest, you came to this restaurant to slowly kill yourself. And the mood couldn’t be better set by the island cabana decor soaked in the sounds of a middle aged man who refuses to give up his 30-year old dream to be a musician. Excellent fruity cocktails.