I left the country for my honeymoon only a few days after the 2016 presidential election. My friend Matt sent in a congrats and fairwell:
Matt: Hey, congrats again and have a safe flight!
Nick: Thanks man! Feels good to get out of this fucking country.
Matt: Stay safe over there, the less said the better.
Nick: We’re Canadias. Not sure what you mean, eh?
Matt: …are you really?
Nick: Sure, eh?
Nick: He looks like he had one too many maple syrup donut-holes at Tim Hortons, eh? Hockey canadian bacon Labatts Molson mounties super polite socialism, eh?
Matt: Keep repeating that. Memorize it. Don’t stray from it.
Nick: Will do, you yankee hoser.