Before I die, I’ve decided I’m putting a secret provision in my will to pay a look-alike of me to dress up in my clothes and stand off in the distance during the funeral. That way people will be reminded and comforted to know that I will always be watching over them.
Tag: funerals
Fun-erary Planning
I found some old papers from college the other night. I don’t know why I still had them, but I was rereading this paper for a sociology class on death. We had to write our own eulogy and describe our funerary plans. Is it unreasonable to want the pallbearers at your funeral to be dressed like ghostbusters and to be taken away in the Ecto-1 in a giant ‘trap’, to be later released into a ‘storage facility’? I didn’t think so either, but apparently that earned me a C+.
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